It went something like this...
- Me: I know you said you don't remember the last time you cooked/ate real, home-cooked food so you're welcome to come have some of the pork roast I made today. I'm trying to work on my thesis, though, so you should probably just come over to eat and then leave.
- Cop-Friend: (four hours later) Sorry, I took cold medicine and passed out for ten hours.
- Me: Are you hungry? The offer still stands, but it'll be microwaved and not fresh out of the crock pot.
- Cop-Friend: Yeah, I'm starving. Be over shortly.
- Cop-Friend: Do you need to stay productive or can this be a sleepover?
- ^^^ Why my thesis will never be finished. I. Am. Weak.
