| Neighbor 1: | (shouting) I totally just found out I wasn't pregnant! |
|---|---|
| Neighbor's Friend: | (shouting) Me too! |
| Neighbor 1: | (shouting) Except I knew I wasn't pregnant 'cause I'm smarter than that! Girl, if you ever need to fall down a flight of stairs I have a good set right here! I'd push you any day. Just say the word! |
| (raucous laughter from all present--except me) |
