I think I’ve mentioned this before, but my upstairs neighbors SUCK.  They are DOUCHE BAGS.  They stomp, they slam doors, they have friends with huge lab dogs that come over and play.  All of their friends stomp up and down the stairs without fail.  They constantly shout over one another and they never.  Sit.  Still.  I hear them talk about how much weed they smoke and how much they love ecstasy.  I also hear them coughing constantly as they toke up.  [Side note: I’m totally fine with weed.  I enjoy it myself from time to time.  What I don’t like is people who a) sell it out of the apartment above me and b) have no sense of self-control or volume after smoking it.]  In any case, they’re loud and inconsiderate and drive me crazy.  Yesterday I heard them have an argument about what kind of hash they have and what name it’s technically okay to sell it under (wouldn’t want to mislead their customers!!!).  Police friend was over tonight and heard them being completely obnoxious with the dog and I told him about what I overhead yesterday.  His response was that I should have called the cops or reported it anonymously online (despite his similar “live and let smoke” attitude).  So… I did that tonight.  Tomorrow I’m going to call the landlord.  I always hesitate because I hate being a tattle-tale but I HAVE to do something.  They’re upstairs with friends right now shouting over one another and it’s driving me NUTS.  Blood pressure: Raised.